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Wi-fi Detector Cap Accessorize Your Wardrobe with Technology Wi-Fi network signal strength should probably be a built-in six-sense for all geeks starting at birth. At the hospital, baby geeks could be identified via tricorder and retro-fitted with the needed equipment. But until that time we present you with this fine Wi-Fi Detector Cap. Similar to our Wi-Fi Detector Shirt, this cap combines apparel and technology into an irresistible geeky hybrid. The glowing bars on the cap light-up to indicate the 802.11b/g Wi-Fi strength in your general vicinity... and with your newfound Wi-Fi sense you'll be sure to make lots of friends like routers and iPhones.

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Locked ON - Proximity Sensing Shirt Stay on Target! The sidewinder missile launched an era of military weapons with auto-targeting capabilities. Why worry about aiming, when "fire and forget" technology can take out a concealed bunker from thousands of miles away? Now ThinkGeek makes auto-targeting personal with the Locked ON Proximity Sensing T-Shirt. Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to a friend or enemy (co-worker, boyfriend, girlfriend, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities the radar screen on the shirt will be scanning constantly. But get within a few meters of your counterpart wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the radar on both of your shirts lock on and detect each other. It's the perfect early warning system to defend against an imminent attack.

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Wi-Fi Detector Shirt Wi-Fi Signal Status for You and the World! Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.

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T-Qualizer Shirt Personal Embedded Equalizer Here at ThinkGeek we're constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new technology. Hey, it's our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts... the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack... next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the coolest wearable tech we've seen since the George Foreman backpack grill.

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Star Trek Illuminated Shirt Latest Wearable Federation Technology Star Trek has always been an innovator when it comes to sci-fi technology. Warp drives, transporters, tricorders, phasers, dilithium crystals, ... to name but a few. But one thing missing from Federation tech is glowing animated shirts featuring the Enterprise. These Star Trek Illuminated Shirts fit the bill perfectly and are available for purchase on your home planet. We imagine Scotty would bring back some of these stylish shirts to the Enterprise while on shore leave in an Aberdeen pub. McCoy would proclaim the glowing shirts as deadly artifacts jeopardizing the future of the Federation while Kirk would sport one to impress his alien girlfriend of the moment. Spock would of course claim that glowing shirts have no useful purpose and are therefore highly illogical. Eventually the shirts would start multiplying on their own and take over the ship.

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Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt Wearable ROCK! Here at ThinkGeek were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil lest, we are prepared to summon the Demon of Rock and duel to the death for musical supremacy. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and the included magnetic pick allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar.

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Electronic Drum Kit Shirt Real T-Shirt Based ROCK! We could do what those other supposedly geeky apparel companies do and print a regular t-shirt with a cool looking picture of a drum kit on the front... then say it was trendy, make a few Rock Band references and try to convince you to buy it. But we don't roll like that. At ThinkGeek we know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple but amazing. With 7 different drum sounds you're ready for a personal drum solo on your chest.